Andy in Africa
Hi, how are you? My name is Andy James and I’m a sports journalist from Munich. I’ll be in Johannesburg for the next six weeks commentating on the 2010 FIFA World Cup. As a contributor to The Munich Times, I’ll be sending regular updates on my progress in South Africa to give those back in Bavaria a flavour of what it’s really like in the Rainbow Nation…
Monday, 5th July: The Real South Africa
I promised in my last blog that I would tell you about my trip to Soweto… so here goes. It was actually a couple of weeks ago now but I wanted to do it properly as it was such a good experience.
For those of you who don’t know, SoWeTo stands for ‘South Western Townships’ and basically it is an area of south-western Johannesburg which was a black township during the apartheid era. It is still extremely poor and supposedly dangerous, but anyone in South Africa will tell you that the people who reside there are the most friendly you’ll ever meet and that you can’t leave Jo’burg without visiting.
Most tourists go to Soweto either in a car or with a walking guide. We managed to find a bike tour, which I think was the best way to do it as it allows you to experience it all in the flesh whilst covering more in one go. Once we arrived via taxi, we kicked off the tour with a quick coffee in a little cafe on the outskirts. Once we’d chosen our bikes (they all had at least one flaw: either no brakes, wonky handle bars, flat tyres… you just had to pick the best of a bad bunch) we headed off one of the dusty roads.
The most important thing to mention about Soweto is of course the people. As soon as we arrived we were treated to a show from a local man who could do all manner of tricks with a bottle of Coca Cola! He juggled it behind his back, caught it on his head, and jigged it around in the small of his back. Sounds strange but it was entertaining – he was just doing the best he could to make us smile with the materials he had – and it set the tone for the rest of the trip.
Next up were a bunch of kids who were desperate to come and welcome us to their town. They were full of smiles and ever so polite, really quite amazing when you look at their surroundings. Further along we bumped into a group of young lads with a football. Soweto seems like the ideal breeding ground for raw talents – they play all day long (obviously they have to go to school too) – and some of these lads’ skills were incredible. We had a kick around with them and you can see how the likes of South Africa international and scorer of the 2010 World Cup’s first goal Siphiwe Tshabalala learned his trade.
Having heard some of the stories, obviously you’re a bit nervous going around on a bike with minimal protection, but our fears were completely unfounded. I’m not sure whether to view this as a good or a bad thing, but we were treated as celebrities. Every street we went down, people came out of their homes to greet us, sang and danced for us and offered to let us use their facilities. I did use one of their toilets and gave the nice lady a few Rand for the privilege – I’m not sure whether that was the right thing to do or whether it will have come across as patronizing.
Most (not all) of the ‘houses’ are made of corrugated iron and normally contain some kind of bed or sleeping area, most had a TV and a cooking area. Basic stuff. Apparently it’s quite common for residents to pick up and move to another area of town whenever they fancy it, almost like human snails! One guy, who looked fairly well off judging by the trendy clothes he was wearing, invited us in to have a look at his place. He just had a bed and a TV, like a bachelor pad. He was really nice and friendly too of course, and I wasn’t sure whether to give him some money. I’m sure he would have appreciated it but I didn’t want to seem condescending, especially as he was in his late twenties like me.
Moving along, we managed to try some ‘fat cakes’ for breakfast. Hilarious name for any kind of food, and they’re actually quite nice – just like a donut, except you eat them with this salty little block of fish. The fish ruined it for me a bit I must admit, as the donut itself was pretty tasty.
Soon after that we were offered to try the locally-brewed beer. Obviously there is no fully-blown brewery in Soweto – it is brewed in a little shop and contains only natural ingredients. It’s rather pinkish in colour and smells foul, but it tastes almost like beer. The alcohol content is minimal, only about 0.3%, but again it is derived naturally. Interestingly, they told us you had to kneel down as a mark of respect to the beer – I think they may have been pulling our leg but we did it anyway. If I’m going to worship anything, it might as well be beer!
Of course we did the normal tourist stuff too, but that was less interesting. Not because of the history itself, but because of the swarms of tourists the gather around places like Nelson Mandela’s old house and the Hector Pieterson memorial. Nelson Mandela’s house has been turned into a museum and I’m sure it looks nothing like it did when the man himself actually lived there.
Once we’d finished the bike tour, we were dropped off at a local restaurant where we tried another local delicacy: a ‘Bunny Chow’. This was fantastic. It was all my favourite (unhealthy) foods rolled into one! It consists of an end of a loaf of bread, hollowed out and filled with egg, chips, sausage, sauce, tomato, cheese. You then use the scooped out bread as a lid to pick it up with. You can barely fit it in your mouth, but it was the perfect junk food for after a long bike ride.
Right, I need to get preparing for the semi-final between Uruguay and Netherlands later. I think the Dutch are going to win, but I actually hope the South Americans do. I know they ‘cheated’ Ghana out of a place in the semis, but let’s face it – the Black Stars had their chance and they blew it. It shouldn’t be forgotten that Uruguay have also gone beyond all expectations to reach this stage, and I think it would be great if they reached the final.
Talk to you soon…!
Andy
Email: andy.james@themunichtimes.com










